1 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:18,880 It comes with this 500ml cup if you're making a smoothie or a milkshake for 2 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:24,120 yourself. But there's also an additional 2 litre glass jug for larger amounts. 3 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:29,000 It's a great option to have, isn't it, Tony? Yeah, absolutely, Val. And with 4 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:35,240 crushed ice feature, you can even knock yourself up a batch of margaritas. 5 00:00:35,820 --> 00:00:41,160 Yes, and you do know how I love my 6 o 'clock cocktail, don't you, darling? 6 00:00:42,860 --> 00:00:49,340 Blenders like this normally retail at over £100, but today we're selling this 7 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:53,300 for only £59 .99. 8 00:00:54,420 --> 00:01:00,320 £59 .99. Now, Maria, I can tell this is going to be very popular. 9 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:05,820 Absolutely, Valentina. We've already sold an amazing 35 units, and that's 10 00:01:05,820 --> 00:01:07,620 you've demonstrated how quiet it is. 11 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:10,420 Yes, and I was just about to do that. 12 00:01:11,420 --> 00:01:12,420 Listen to this. 13 00:01:20,990 --> 00:01:27,530 And stay tuned after the break for more amazing bargains on the World Shopping 14 00:01:27,530 --> 00:01:28,530 Channel. 15 00:01:28,730 --> 00:01:30,190 And we're clear. 16 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:32,730 Who did this? 17 00:01:33,110 --> 00:01:34,570 Who did this? 18 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:36,970 Get that dirty rag away! 19 00:01:37,350 --> 00:01:39,430 I'm here, darling. 20 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:40,990 I'm so sorry. 21 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:43,580 I was on the phone to the channel. What happened? 22 00:01:43,860 --> 00:01:47,280 The snap lock seal is broken, but I checked it myself earlier. 23 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,180 I told you, Andrew. 24 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:54,740 I told you someone's out to get me. Now, either you sort this out or you bring 25 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:55,740 someone else that can. 26 00:01:55,980 --> 00:02:00,340 Or else... Oh, God. Come on, come on. No, I can't. 27 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:01,780 We'll clean you up. I can't. 28 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:28,860 Oh, come on, let's watch it again. 29 00:02:29,220 --> 00:02:32,860 Just so that we can get a full picture of the incident, yeah. 30 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,340 It's been going on for a while now. 31 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:40,240 Items Valentina's been using for the live demos have been misbehaving. 32 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:45,980 Last week, a massaging mattress topper went rogue. A rogue massaging mattress? 33 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:50,300 Ah, yeah, that's a bestseller, isn't it? It's perfect for easing your aching 34 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:51,740 muscles at the end of a working day. 35 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,880 Well, this one nearly threw her to the floor. 36 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,960 And today's been the final straw. 37 00:02:56,180 --> 00:02:57,180 I come bearing tea. 38 00:02:57,340 --> 00:02:58,340 Thank you. 39 00:02:59,140 --> 00:03:03,940 So tell us, what is Valentino Orsino really like? Yes, you always look so 40 00:03:03,940 --> 00:03:05,880 fabulous. Not so much there, but usually. 41 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,920 Do you know who this is? 42 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:11,440 Yes, it's Valentino Orsino. This is her husband, Tony. 43 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,220 They're the face of WSC. 44 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:14,620 The World Shopping Channel. 45 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:20,260 Obvs. They have shows every weekday morning and lunchtime. It's the 46 00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:21,260 primetime slots. 47 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:22,740 And your company? 48 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:24,260 Eskiller Studios. 49 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,740 You make these shows? For the past 20 years. 50 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:27,980 Oh, right. 51 00:03:28,060 --> 00:03:33,000 It's your big birthday bargain bonanza this week, isn't it? Yes, which is what 52 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 could do without the headache. 53 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,680 Our contract with the channel's up for renewal. 54 00:03:37,060 --> 00:03:39,360 We really need to smash our sales targets. 55 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:43,900 So who has access to the products before they're demonstrated? 56 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:49,520 Well... I do perceive here a divided duty. I should get that. Excuse me. 57 00:03:49,950 --> 00:03:53,690 You've really got no idea who might be trying to humiliate Valentina. 58 00:03:54,070 --> 00:03:59,130 She's my star talent, but with any great talent comes high expectations. 59 00:03:59,830 --> 00:04:02,510 Bit of a diva. She just knows what she wants. 60 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:05,250 I can't go back to her without real answers. 61 00:04:05,730 --> 00:04:07,990 So I need results, and fast. 62 00:04:08,410 --> 00:04:10,590 Well, we would need full access to the studios. 63 00:04:10,810 --> 00:04:15,530 Yes, we'd probably need to meet Tony and Maria and just, like, the whole team. 64 00:04:15,670 --> 00:04:18,709 So, yes, we'd love to take the job. 65 00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:20,019 Thank you. 66 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,640 And I can count on you to be discreet. 67 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:26,700 You can't have Valentina any more disturbed than she already has been. 68 00:04:26,820 --> 00:04:28,540 Discretion is my middle name. 69 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,520 Right. Are our covers in place? 70 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,140 Yes. I am called Coco. 71 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,900 I am makeup artist extraordinaire, darling. 72 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:40,160 I'm going to be doing Valentina's hair and makeup. I'm so excited. 73 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:44,400 All right, me old Chinas. I'm Simeon Bardolph. Just moved down from Acne. 74 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,860 Starting today as a junior product fluffer. 75 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,240 Which I... 76 00:04:48,570 --> 00:04:51,870 Pray means that I'll be sorting out the merchandise before it goes on screen. 77 00:04:52,450 --> 00:04:58,310 I'm Frank, facilities maintenance, here to do a service on the alarms, which are 78 00:04:58,310 --> 00:04:59,550 in fact cameras. 79 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,490 I think we've got all angles covered. 80 00:05:01,850 --> 00:05:03,310 Couldn't have chosen a different name. 81 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:09,150 Excuse me, Frank is way more discreet than Simeon and Caw -Caw. 82 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,180 Oh, yes, I can see why you like her. 83 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:31,420 Very Sophia Loren. 84 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:32,840 I know, right? 85 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:35,500 Sorry, 86 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,340 darlings. We don't want Maria to be late, do we? 87 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,320 Oh, you're beautiful. 88 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:44,860 Right, come on. 89 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,040 Let's get to work. 90 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:13,860 What, sir? I was told to speak to Jane. I'm Simeon. Oh, you and your fluffer. 91 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,040 Nice to meet you. Andrew. 92 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:17,620 Hi, I'm Maria. 93 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:19,540 I know. Seen you on screen. 94 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,160 Tucked away in my booth. 95 00:06:21,740 --> 00:06:22,880 Not for much longer. 96 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:28,040 It's the 20th birthday Bonanza launch later, and we've just heard that Maria 97 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,520 going to be with Valentina and Tony doing some proper presenting. 98 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:31,900 Oh, yeah? 99 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,880 Congratulations. That's mint, that is. 100 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,320 Been asking Andrew for months. 101 00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:37,690 He even offered to make a cake for the show. 102 00:06:37,910 --> 00:06:40,190 Well, that clearly swung it. I don't know, he hasn't seen it yet. 103 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:43,670 He certainly didn't use anything as fancy as all this stuff. 104 00:06:43,950 --> 00:06:45,670 Oh, it'll be great, and so will you. 105 00:06:47,370 --> 00:06:48,370 Right, I need a top -up. 106 00:06:48,790 --> 00:06:50,190 I'm on the honey, ginger and lemon. 107 00:06:50,490 --> 00:06:51,650 Ah, for the old obstinance. 108 00:06:52,730 --> 00:06:53,730 Your obstinance choice? 109 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,250 Your voice? 110 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:57,850 Yes. 111 00:06:57,890 --> 00:07:01,830 Oh, I did a little bit of amdrem back home in acne. 112 00:07:02,270 --> 00:07:05,790 Well, I'll leave you in Jane's capable hands. She's a legend. Been here since 113 00:07:05,790 --> 00:07:08,950 day one. Knows literally everything about all our products. Oh, get away 114 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:09,950 you. I'm serious. 115 00:07:10,370 --> 00:07:11,530 And remember what I said. 116 00:07:11,850 --> 00:07:13,850 You shouldn't let Valentina speak to you like that. 117 00:07:14,790 --> 00:07:16,390 Sorcino's just stressed, that's all. 118 00:07:16,710 --> 00:07:19,650 Yeah, I saw that blender thing. That was mad. 119 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:23,570 Any idea what happened there? Oh, I wish I had. 120 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:26,290 I hate it when the products look bad on screen. 121 00:07:26,670 --> 00:07:28,090 It reflects poorly on me. 122 00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:30,070 Oh, Maria. 123 00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:34,530 We've managed to misplace the menopause expert for this morning's show. Can you 124 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:35,530 help me check them now? 125 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:40,590 A little dusting on the T -zone there. 126 00:07:41,730 --> 00:07:46,050 I know it's not very professional of me to say this, but I think you're amazing. 127 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:52,670 Do you know, a viewer once called me the Elizabeth Taylor of television 128 00:07:52,670 --> 00:07:54,890 shopping. Who am I to argue? 129 00:07:55,150 --> 00:07:56,170 Well, exactly, darling. 130 00:07:57,370 --> 00:07:59,170 Shame, isn't it, about all these... 131 00:08:00,050 --> 00:08:01,570 Recent accidents on air. 132 00:08:02,350 --> 00:08:03,650 So they were not accidents. 133 00:08:04,630 --> 00:08:05,910 That was sabotage. 134 00:08:06,810 --> 00:08:08,630 And I think I know who's behind it. 135 00:08:08,870 --> 00:08:09,870 Who? 136 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,290 Maria. 137 00:08:11,730 --> 00:08:16,290 Maria Squires? That jumped -up admin girl has been angling for my job. 138 00:08:16,770 --> 00:08:18,410 As if that's ever going to happen. 139 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:20,210 That's not argon oil, is it? 140 00:08:20,590 --> 00:08:23,430 No, I was told no cosmetics containing nuts. 141 00:08:24,130 --> 00:08:25,670 Treenuts, specifically. 142 00:08:28,130 --> 00:08:29,130 We're ready for you. 143 00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:32,130 Done an OK job, I suppose. 144 00:08:33,090 --> 00:08:34,090 Thanks. 145 00:08:44,570 --> 00:08:45,710 Val, darling. Hello. 146 00:08:47,050 --> 00:08:51,370 I'm the new make -up artist, Coco. I was just admiring these beautiful flowers. 147 00:08:52,250 --> 00:08:54,130 Yes, they were a gift from me. 148 00:08:55,850 --> 00:08:57,930 Burton, that's a pet name. 149 00:08:58,170 --> 00:08:59,410 Inside joke, you know. 150 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,290 Are you needed back on set? 151 00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:10,350 Oh, no, no. Val's doing the morning show solo. It's a special on the menopause, 152 00:09:10,430 --> 00:09:11,530 so I'm surplus requirements. 153 00:09:13,850 --> 00:09:17,890 Actually, while you're here, could I get a touch -up? I want to look perfect for 154 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,550 the 20th birthday bargain bonanza launch. 155 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:21,350 Yes, definitely. 156 00:09:21,630 --> 00:09:23,450 I mean, maybe I could redo your base. 157 00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:28,510 Do you have any breathtaking bronze? That's my usual colour. 158 00:09:28,870 --> 00:09:31,970 Oh, I was thinking of something a bit more neutral. 159 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:36,440 Oh, no, no, no. I always use that shade. It gives such a subtle glow. 160 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:38,960 Not to worry. I'll find my usual girl. 161 00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:13,310 Frankie? Yes? 162 00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:15,290 Andrew asked me to find you. 163 00:10:16,670 --> 00:10:18,210 Sorry, you're not quite what I expected. 164 00:10:18,710 --> 00:10:23,410 Yeah, I get that a lot. But rest assured, I'm very good at what I do. 165 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:24,670 Wouldn't have been booked otherwise. 166 00:10:24,870 --> 00:10:25,870 Exactly. 167 00:10:26,430 --> 00:10:27,730 Should we go to set? 168 00:10:28,230 --> 00:10:30,070 Does Andrew want me to set up there as well? 169 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:32,530 Of course, that's where Valentina is. 170 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:33,750 OK. 171 00:10:34,770 --> 00:10:36,370 Aren't you going to bring that with you? 172 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:37,750 What? 173 00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:40,170 Er... Yeah, I guess so. 174 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:47,840 It's called the FemiFan, and it works a treat. 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Oh, this, yes, yes. 185 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:48,220 Unfortunately, urinal incontinence is a reality for so many women experiencing 186 00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:50,200 peri or menopausal changes. 187 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:57,080 But the unique pelvic floor muscle trainer, only £9 .99, is designed to 188 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:00,480 that. Why don't you show us how the femi -squeeze works, Frankie? 189 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:09,559 There you go. 190 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,060 Easy peasy. 191 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Oh, hello. 192 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:14,420 Squeeze. 193 00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:18,180 Squeeze. 194 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,200 So easy. 195 00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:24,260 I think my pelvic floor must already be shot. 196 00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:28,740 For everything we squeezed for today... I'm really sorry about that. 197 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,970 For every Femi screen is bought today, a donation will be made to Femi Change 198 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:37,830 UK. And with more exclusive offers after the break. 199 00:12:39,930 --> 00:12:41,750 And we're out. 200 00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:45,810 Valentina, I am so sorry. Sorry? 201 00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:50,730 Who the hell is this oaf? Hey. It really wasn't that bad. Honestly, you were 202 00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:51,389 still great. 203 00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:52,249 Who are you? 204 00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:56,450 This is Frank and Lou. They're the people I hired to find your saboteur. 205 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:03,020 I thought you'd engage experienced undercover investigators, not a second 206 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:05,620 make -up artist and an incompetent fool. 207 00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:07,420 She had people spying on us. 208 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,920 You did this on purpose, didn't you? 209 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,820 No, it was a genuine mistake, I swear. 210 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,740 We just got our wires crossed. If you think that you're going to help me with 211 00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:19,360 the birthday bargain bonanza after that stunt, you can think again. 212 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,740 And you promised he'd give me a shot of presenting. 213 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,080 Did he now? 214 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,200 I thought we'd spoken about that. 215 00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:35,680 Perhaps you should stay in your booth, Maria, just for the time being. 216 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:43,340 I am so sick of being surrounded by talentless and dreary 217 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:44,340 people. 218 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:53,200 Remind me again which one of them is actually the owner of the studio? 219 00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:01,410 Darling, give me a moment. 220 00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:04,230 Let's get away from all the riffraff. 221 00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:09,450 She's more worked up than ever. And you were being lied to the nation as a 222 00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:10,450 menopause expert. 223 00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:13,630 Is this what Shakespeare and Hathaway class is discreet? 224 00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:18,990 Oh, here you are. 225 00:14:19,950 --> 00:14:21,170 You feeling all right? 226 00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:23,950 I'm getting there, thanks. 227 00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:26,890 I shouldn't let her get to me. 228 00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:29,190 I mean, it's only TV, right? 229 00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:30,490 Mm. 230 00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:34,750 It's just... My fiancé broke up with me a couple of months ago. 231 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,510 Oh. It's been really hard. 232 00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:40,130 I just thought maybe this was my chance to, you know, show him what he's 233 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,130 missing. Hmm. 234 00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:43,310 It's really sad, isn't it? No. 235 00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:44,910 Breakups are rough. 236 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,450 Thanks, Simeon. 237 00:14:48,270 --> 00:14:49,270 Come on, girl. 238 00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:53,970 It's just... It's frustrating, because there's loads of audience research that 239 00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:58,340 shows that viewers like me almost as much as Valentina, but... Every time 240 00:14:58,340 --> 00:15:00,440 says he'll give me a chance, she intervenes. 241 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,680 That's out of order. 242 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:07,220 So, you know, I'd understand if you wanted to cause a bit of Barney rubble. 243 00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:08,220 your own back. 244 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,780 What, the sabotage? 245 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:11,540 No, that's not me. 246 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,740 Today was a genuine mix -up. 247 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,340 I would like to buy her a raise a drink, though. 248 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,720 I'm really sorry about earlier. 249 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:27,610 I will find Valentina and I will try and smooth things over. 250 00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:31,370 I think the best thing you can do is solve this case and fast. 251 00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:37,370 Yes, well... I'm sorry, Susanna. I won't do it again, I promise. Now, I'm sorry, 252 00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:39,430 Jane, because I don't believe you. 253 00:15:47,050 --> 00:15:49,510 And we're live in five, four... 254 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:57,460 And as part of our 20th birthday bargain bonanza, we'll be giving you an 255 00:15:57,460 --> 00:16:01,220 additional 20 % discount. I know, right? Oh, go on, Jane. 256 00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:06,600 We'll be showing you. However it is, the 120 ,000, we're investigating the case. 257 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:12,220 I don't know that I can. Can you believe that we've been doing this for 20 258 00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:17,960 years? I know, I know. It's just flown by. But I think we should celebrate 259 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:18,960 properly. 260 00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:21,140 Don't worry, it's about to happen. 261 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:41,520 Oh, this looks tasty. It really does. 262 00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:47,480 I just want to thank all you loyal viewers for your support. We really 263 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,740 nothing without you. 264 00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:54,800 Now, stick around as we're going to be showing you the latest tools and gadgets 265 00:16:54,800 --> 00:17:00,640 to make baking five showstoppers like this a doddle. Starting with our deluxe 266 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:04,119 icing bundle with 15 different nozzles. 267 00:17:05,730 --> 00:17:06,730 Professional. Finish. 268 00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:12,630 With your... I reckon she's having an allergic reaction. With her EpiPen. 269 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,410 Professional. It should be in her bag. 270 00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:18,609 I'm going to go to AdWords. Go to AdWords. 271 00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:22,010 So Val's not feeling well, so here are the ads. 272 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,970 It's not in here. 273 00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:27,230 There's a spare one in her dressing room. 274 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,780 I can't find it. Just keep looking. 275 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,840 I mean, what do they even look like anyway? 276 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,940 Oh, I think I've got it. 277 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,640 Got it. 278 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:46,840 I've got it. 279 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,800 It's still there. She's dead. 280 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,440 Yes. 281 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,220 Can you get me the police, please? 282 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,260 Come on, Julian, this is not something we could have anticipated. You lot, 283 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,800 again. I might have to arrest you for obstruction. 284 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,920 I think I find we were here first. 285 00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:15,980 Yeah, so actually, technically, you're the one that's obstructing us. 286 00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:17,920 No, I'm doing my job. 287 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:19,700 Well, there's much to it. 288 00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:22,240 Mrs. Orsino had a known nut allergy. 289 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,780 Obviously, she went into anaphylaxis when she ate that cake. 290 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,920 What about the missing EpiPen? 291 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,420 Yeah, we're looking into that. 292 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,020 But if I was her husband... 293 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,640 I'd be suing the bakery that made that cake. 294 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,820 Actually, Maria made it for her. 295 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,640 Who's Maria? 296 00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:49,400 Now, I understand you held Mrs. Orsino responsible for thwarting your career? 297 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:54,600 I think that's a bit of an overstatement. Still, maybe you 298 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,040 a cake with nuts, hoping she'd have a reaction. 299 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,520 No, I knew how serious her allergy was. 300 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,820 And cleaned my kitchen like three times to make sure it was safe before I 301 00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:05,820 started baking. 302 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,380 There's no way that you'll find traces of nuts in that cake. 303 00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:10,280 Well, we'll know soon enough. 304 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,380 Forensics are testing it as we speak. 305 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:24,900 Well, thanks so much for coming out. 306 00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:29,740 It's quite busy out there. You're not thinking of going on air again, are you? 307 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,400 The lunchtime show. 308 00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:35,420 What? But Valentina only died yesterday. 309 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,820 You know, fans might need a little bit more time to process things. 310 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:42,480 The channel are refusing to budge on the sales targets my hands are tied. 311 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,960 However, I'd also like to rehire you. 312 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,660 Why? No one's going to sabotage Valentina now, are they? 313 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,900 I mean, he's right, though. Why would you still need us? 314 00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:55,320 To find her killer. 315 00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:57,180 Hi, Simeon. 316 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:58,980 Or should I say Sebastian? 317 00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:00,420 Sorry. 318 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:05,380 Last night I was called to the station for a formal interview. 319 00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:09,240 Forensics found the cake had traces of nuts in it. 320 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,520 Why didn't they let you go? 321 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:15,880 They found it had been injected with a hand cream that contained nut oil after 322 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:19,480 I'd made it. We think it might be the same person who tampered with all 323 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,800 Valentina's other items. 324 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:24,100 So you want us to find the saboteur and put Maria in the clear? 325 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:29,730 Please. The channel are on my back to resolve this fast, and I can't have my 326 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,030 presenter under suspicion. 327 00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:32,850 New presenter? 328 00:20:33,090 --> 00:20:38,690 I know me and Valentina didn't see eye to eye, but Tony's given me his 329 00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:40,430 Who's going to be in the booth? 330 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,230 Oh, how about Jane Foll? 331 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,270 The product fluffer. 332 00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:47,970 Well, Maria, you said it. She really knows her stuff. 333 00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:54,550 Jane's great. It's just she's a bit ordinary. I'm not sure she has that 334 00:20:54,990 --> 00:20:56,610 Capable flair we're looking for. 335 00:20:57,010 --> 00:20:57,989 Hang on. 336 00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,530 You said that you did Amdram? 337 00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:02,370 Me? Or was that just part of your cover? 338 00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:08,710 Oh, no, no. I have done some Amdram and a three -year classical training at the 339 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:11,210 Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts. And he's worked at the RAC? 340 00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:16,430 Perfect. How do you fancy resuming your undercover role only this time live on 341 00:21:16,430 --> 00:21:17,430 camera? 342 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,750 I mean, whatever the case requires. 343 00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:39,240 Seven, nine, two. 344 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:42,880 Cheers. And tell Will at the Mallard that your next pint is on my tab. 345 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:48,080 So, my contact at the station reckons it's not just the EpiPen that's gone 346 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,080 missing. 347 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,780 Valentina's mobile's gone walkabout too. 348 00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:58,060 Hello. Your call cannot be taken at the moment. 349 00:21:58,760 --> 00:21:59,820 It's turned off. 350 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,160 Which means we can't trace it. 351 00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:04,040 Are we getting all the footage? 352 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,600 Yeah, look at this. 353 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,340 Here comes Maria. She brings the cake. She pops it on the trolley there. 354 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,600 And then she wheels it out of sight. 355 00:22:11,940 --> 00:22:13,320 You don't think she could have tampered with it? 356 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:17,560 Yeah, maybe. I mean, with Valentina out of the picture, she does become the lead 357 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,940 presenter, doesn't she? But it's a bit risky, isn't it, poisoning a cake you 358 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:21,859 made yourself? 359 00:22:21,860 --> 00:22:22,860 Yeah, I suppose. 360 00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:24,880 And it puts her right in Keeler's line of sight. 361 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,080 Anybody else come in? Yeah. 362 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,040 Andrew? Yeah. 363 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,560 Goes out of sight. 364 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,720 And then a few minutes later, Tony. 365 00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:35,540 Hmm. 366 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,020 And then, oh, yeah, it's Jane. 367 00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:39,900 So they all could have had opportunity. 368 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,660 Stop it there. 369 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:47,900 She got something in her apron pocket. 370 00:22:53,420 --> 00:22:57,700 So this gives you the latest sales figures, and this shows you who's 371 00:22:57,700 --> 00:23:00,540 the phone. But don't worry, they vet all the calls before they go on air. Thank 372 00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:02,680 you. And, um... 373 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,860 I'm sorry again for lying about who I was. 374 00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:07,880 I won't hold it against you. 375 00:23:08,660 --> 00:23:09,660 Much. 376 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,820 So, how does it feel, finally getting to present? 377 00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:18,300 Well, I'd feel better if it wasn't under such horrible circumstances. 378 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:23,280 It doesn't feel real. I mean, me, a television presenter. 379 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,800 Marriage and kids with Fabian was all I ever wanted. 380 00:23:32,330 --> 00:23:34,690 This was taken the day he opened his garage. 381 00:23:35,530 --> 00:23:37,750 I was supposed to be head of admin and sales. 382 00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:40,450 Funny how things change. 383 00:23:40,930 --> 00:23:41,950 Well, it's his loss. 384 00:23:42,390 --> 00:23:46,930 Because you are about to become the new star of shopping TV. 385 00:23:48,870 --> 00:23:50,670 Lou, with an update. 386 00:23:52,250 --> 00:23:54,610 You haven't seen Jane about, have you? 387 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,470 She didn't come in today. 388 00:23:56,790 --> 00:23:58,070 I think she's too upset. 389 00:24:08,179 --> 00:24:09,179 Hello. Hello. 390 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:15,560 Well, you're the investigator, aren't you? Yes, I am, Lou. This is Frank. 391 00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:18,340 We just wanted to see how you were. We heard you weren't in work. 392 00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:20,160 Yeah, I couldn't face it. 393 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,200 No, not after... You murdered Valentino Orsino. 394 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,200 Oh, no! 395 00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:29,740 I've got footage of you by the cake in the prep room, and you definitely had 396 00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:31,100 something in your apron pocket. 397 00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:33,040 That's not what you think. 398 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,100 You can't believe that... 399 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,400 You'd better come in. 400 00:24:42,820 --> 00:24:43,820 Oh! 401 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:48,280 Wow. Bet you're a nightmare to buy for for Christmas, eh? 402 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,880 Once an item's been demoed on screen, it can't be sold. 403 00:24:52,180 --> 00:24:57,520 They just sit, gathering dust in the storeroom. So you thought you'd bring 404 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:58,520 a couple of things home? 405 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,160 I was only borrowing them. 406 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,580 I was going to put it all back eventually. 407 00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:06,580 I spent hours researching these products. 408 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,710 So... The thing that was in your apron, is that what you were around with 409 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:11,710 Valentina about? 410 00:25:13,870 --> 00:25:15,710 She saw me slipping it into my bag. 411 00:25:15,990 --> 00:25:19,150 She said she'd tell Andrew I was a thief and get me sacked. 412 00:25:19,490 --> 00:25:20,490 But you never got a chance. 413 00:25:20,690 --> 00:25:23,070 I didn't kill Valentina, I swear. 414 00:25:23,450 --> 00:25:24,990 So why didn't you go into work today, then? 415 00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:27,950 Yeah, I mean, it did make you look a little bit guilty. 416 00:25:28,510 --> 00:25:30,850 Well, look around you. 417 00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:32,630 I am guilty. 418 00:25:33,610 --> 00:25:36,410 I didn't think it was stealing, not really, but... 419 00:25:37,129 --> 00:25:41,450 When Valentina caught me like that, I realised I was lying to myself. 420 00:25:43,010 --> 00:25:44,170 I'm going to have to quit. 421 00:25:44,550 --> 00:25:45,550 Maybe not. 422 00:25:45,930 --> 00:25:47,630 It's never too late to make things right. 423 00:25:48,390 --> 00:25:51,770 You've got the electric foot warmer with detachable fur muff. 424 00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,430 I really wanted one of those. I nearly got one, actually. 425 00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:56,750 Sorry. 426 00:25:57,970 --> 00:25:58,970 Oh. 427 00:25:59,830 --> 00:26:00,870 Is that the... 428 00:26:01,470 --> 00:26:03,610 The massage mat that Andrew said went rogue. 429 00:26:03,910 --> 00:26:06,710 Yeah, I bought it back to try and figure out what went wrong with it. 430 00:26:07,410 --> 00:26:09,570 And, um, to give it a go, of course. 431 00:26:12,610 --> 00:26:15,210 Vindaloo? No, I recognise that shade. 432 00:26:15,470 --> 00:26:16,590 That's breathtaking bronze. 433 00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:29,210 I had a bit of a thing for Tony back in the day, you know? 434 00:26:29,790 --> 00:26:32,630 When he was, uh... On Good Morning Stratford. 435 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:34,550 Spray on hair. 436 00:26:35,850 --> 00:26:39,970 Fake tan and, er... Ooh, haemorrhoid cream. 437 00:26:40,630 --> 00:26:42,770 Yeah, I can see why you liked him. Stop it. 438 00:26:45,410 --> 00:26:47,610 Yeah, that's definitely a match. 439 00:26:48,310 --> 00:26:50,350 Breathtaking bronze, that's what was on the mattress. 440 00:26:51,990 --> 00:26:55,330 Do you think he was sabotaging his wife because she treated him like a doormat? 441 00:26:55,930 --> 00:26:58,630 I don't know, I feel like it was something more than that. 442 00:26:59,350 --> 00:27:00,470 What do you think you're doing? 443 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,040 We're doing our job, Mr. Rossino. 444 00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:05,200 It was you, wasn't it? 445 00:27:06,140 --> 00:27:09,140 You were the one that was meddling with Valentina. 446 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,800 Well, that's ridiculous. Why would I do that? 447 00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:14,480 Because Burton isn't really your pet name, is it? 448 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:19,420 It's the name of her lover. She was having an affair and you found out, 449 00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:20,420 you? 450 00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:22,420 Well, yeah. 451 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:29,460 You don't know what it's like to be married to such a vibrant and... 452 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,740 Beautiful woman. I mean, I've tried to hold the years back, but she's hardly 453 00:27:33,740 --> 00:27:35,140 aged since we were married. 454 00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:42,000 I suspected she was seeing someone, so I bought some spyware for her phone. I'm 455 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:42,599 not proud. 456 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,380 But I tracked her to a local hotel. 457 00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:46,660 Multiple times. 458 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,500 And did you confront her? 459 00:27:49,980 --> 00:27:51,700 What? And risk her leaving me? No. 460 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,400 No, I decided to... 461 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:59,600 Play some practical jokes, always childish and stupid. I hate myself now. 462 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,680 So is that what the cake was about? 463 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,980 Maybe you didn't mean to kill her, but you just wanted her to swell up on live 464 00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:07,480 TV. That wasn't me. 465 00:28:08,060 --> 00:28:12,600 I'd never risked that. I might have wanted to humiliate her, but I never 466 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,580 her to come to any harm, much less die. 467 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:21,860 This spyware, was it a location sharing app? 468 00:28:22,340 --> 00:28:24,140 No, it was much more sophisticated than that. 469 00:28:24,890 --> 00:28:28,110 I could track Val's phone to within centimetres, even when it was turned 470 00:28:34,870 --> 00:28:35,870 13 calories. 471 00:28:37,450 --> 00:28:38,450 Throat lozenge. 472 00:28:39,070 --> 00:28:40,330 You've got to protect that voice now. 473 00:28:42,290 --> 00:28:43,290 Thanks. 474 00:28:44,170 --> 00:28:49,010 So, do the viewers have to pay extra for the workouts with this, or is there 475 00:28:49,010 --> 00:28:50,010 some kind of monthly fee? 476 00:28:50,790 --> 00:28:54,090 I don't know. I wish Jane was here. She always knows this stuff. 477 00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:57,580 There's a contents library of over a thousand workouts. 478 00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,240 Turn your pack. 479 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:03,680 And with that model, you can connect your phone via Bluetooth and exercise to 480 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:04,680 all your favourite tunes. 481 00:29:04,940 --> 00:29:07,120 Hey, you ever thought about presenting, Jane? 482 00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:08,540 Oh, heavens no. 483 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:10,680 Who'd want to see me on screen? 484 00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:12,000 I'm not exactly glamorous. 485 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Now, 486 00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:18,540 I don't suppose you could help me put this lot back on the shelves? 487 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,460 Tony was a saboteur. 488 00:29:26,870 --> 00:29:29,790 Wait. Is he the killer, then? We don't think so. 489 00:29:30,530 --> 00:29:34,710 I know this is your studio, but it seemed like you did everything that 490 00:29:34,710 --> 00:29:35,710 demanded. 491 00:29:35,790 --> 00:29:38,490 Why? I told you, she was our big star. 492 00:29:39,050 --> 00:29:42,810 We needed her. But audience research showed that Maria was nearly as popular. 493 00:29:43,270 --> 00:29:46,650 You could have replaced Valentina with her. Made your life a lot easier. 494 00:29:46,990 --> 00:29:49,250 Maybe there was another reason you didn't. 495 00:29:49,930 --> 00:29:53,070 Maybe it's because you and Valentina were having an affair. 496 00:29:54,050 --> 00:29:55,130 Are you crazy? 497 00:29:55,580 --> 00:29:56,580 She'd eat me alive. 498 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,720 Then why do you have her phone? 499 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,220 I don't know what you're talking about. 500 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,180 I turned it off. 501 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,300 State -of -the -art spyware. 502 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,560 Contain phones like Ramon, you know. 503 00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:19,800 Did you murder Valentina? 504 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:21,800 No. 505 00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:25,060 I took her phone after she died, yes, but that's it. 506 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,280 She had a video of me. I needed to make sure no one saw it. 507 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,580 I love your corporate tax. This significantly reduces our liability. 508 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,280 That's right. 509 00:30:36,540 --> 00:30:39,200 Then let's establish an LLC and get started. 510 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,200 Okay. 511 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,220 You talk about dull. 512 00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:45,900 Why was Andrew so desperate to get his hands on theirs? 513 00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:49,860 Because they're discussing some dodgy tax avoidance scheme. 514 00:30:50,820 --> 00:30:51,820 Apparently... 515 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,960 He got some massive end -of -year bill that he couldn't afford to pay, so he 516 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,800 hired a specialist to do a bit of creative accounting. 517 00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:01,940 I hoped he'd save the studio. 518 00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:03,820 Yeah, Valentina got wind of it. 519 00:31:04,260 --> 00:31:05,440 Recorded one of the meetings. 520 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,900 Yeah, and then Valentina threatened to tell the taxman if Andrew didn't do 521 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:11,000 everything she asked of him. 522 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,860 So with her dead, he's free? 523 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,120 Yeah. 524 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:15,740 Was there anything else on there? 525 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:21,480 Oh, no, just lots and lots of messages from other men that she'd been seeing. 526 00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:25,560 No wonder Tony... He was upset. She had, like, more than five of them on the go 527 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,240 with proper racy stuff as well. 528 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,300 And all you showed me was some boring tax video. 529 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:34,480 Listen, I know we know about Burton, but there's also Hilton, Todd, Fisher, 530 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:35,720 Wilding. 531 00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:37,620 How do you know that? 532 00:31:37,820 --> 00:31:39,260 Elizabeth Taylor's husbands. 533 00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:42,720 Valentina must have named her lovers after them. Oh, she did. 534 00:31:43,660 --> 00:31:47,410 Icon. We need to have another look on here. We must be missing something. 535 00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:50,790 Actually, I need to go and prepare for my live television debut. 536 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:52,750 Wish us some fryer. 537 00:31:53,010 --> 00:31:54,410 Huh? Friar tuck. 538 00:31:55,890 --> 00:31:57,430 What? Good luck. 539 00:31:57,690 --> 00:31:58,690 Ah, very good. 540 00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:01,710 Oh, I'm just getting a call from the chocolate factory. 541 00:32:01,930 --> 00:32:03,510 One of their Oompa Loompas gone missing. 542 00:32:03,770 --> 00:32:04,770 Oh, Frank. 543 00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:08,550 Can't let him go on telly like that. He's supposed to be giving a tribute to 544 00:32:08,550 --> 00:32:09,550 Valentina. 545 00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:11,730 Hey, Tony. 546 00:32:12,090 --> 00:32:13,410 Hi. Hello. 547 00:32:14,110 --> 00:32:17,110 I have a little word about your make -up. Oh, do I need a bit more? 548 00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:18,290 Um... 549 00:32:18,290 --> 00:32:34,190 Many 550 00:32:34,190 --> 00:32:37,610 of you, like me, saw Valentina as a true friend. 551 00:32:38,010 --> 00:32:42,370 She was an integral part of the WSC family and we will all miss her 552 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:47,860 It looks much better. Well done. As you know, my wife was extremely excited 553 00:32:47,860 --> 00:32:50,080 about our 20th birthday bonanza promotion. 554 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,160 Our best -selling items were the whopping 20 % off. 555 00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:59,360 Valentina was passionate about bringing you the best possible deal. 556 00:32:59,620 --> 00:33:04,420 So in her memory, we're going to knock another 5 % off all prices and throw in 557 00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:07,440 one of these Valentina tribute candles with every purchase. 558 00:33:07,660 --> 00:33:08,660 Really? 559 00:33:09,409 --> 00:33:12,890 We've lost the whole morning and we need to hit the channel's target. 560 00:33:14,210 --> 00:33:17,030 Besides, that's what she would have wanted. 561 00:33:17,230 --> 00:33:20,630 Now, in my office to take your calls is the lovely Simeon. Say hello, Simeon. 562 00:33:20,690 --> 00:33:21,770 Hello, Simeon. 563 00:33:23,910 --> 00:33:25,230 He's going to do great, isn't he? 564 00:33:25,730 --> 00:33:26,730 Absolutely. 565 00:33:26,910 --> 00:33:30,870 First up is this state -of -the -art exercise bike. Tony, would you like to 566 00:33:30,870 --> 00:33:31,870 the honors? 567 00:33:33,010 --> 00:33:37,990 Now, this model has access to an online library of over 1 ,000 workouts. 568 00:33:38,780 --> 00:33:43,240 Or you can simply connect your phone via Bluetooth so you can work out to your 569 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:44,240 favourite tunes. 570 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,440 Tony, what do you fancy, some soft rock? 571 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:47,680 Always, Maria. 572 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,040 Oh, that is so smooth. Just like the music. 573 00:33:53,300 --> 00:34:00,140 Now, this bike normally retails at £299, and we're offering it for £199 574 00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:06,900 .99. But today, with your 25 % discount... I think Simeon wants them to 575 00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:09,070 over. No, no, you can't. We're live. 576 00:34:09,489 --> 00:34:11,050 Okay, stay tight. 577 00:34:11,429 --> 00:34:15,750 Just over £12 a month. I mean, that's cheaper than a gym membership, isn't it? 578 00:34:15,870 --> 00:34:16,969 I'm sold. 579 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:19,790 I've got to get one of these. 580 00:34:20,409 --> 00:34:22,070 I think I know who the killer is. 581 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:28,170 We're also throwing in the passport wallet and matching luggage tags. 582 00:34:28,530 --> 00:34:32,210 Is that a bargain or what? Well, especially with that extra discount. 583 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:38,860 Now, our next item isn't just a razor. It's a 15 -in -1 total grooming system. 584 00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:39,860 You're doing brilliantly. 585 00:34:40,020 --> 00:34:44,000 Remember, it comes with all these attachable tools. What are they doing 586 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:49,199 We need to talk to you about Valentina's death. 587 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:50,460 I forgot to be on camera. 588 00:34:51,739 --> 00:34:52,739 What? 589 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000 You think I killed her? 590 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,700 Well, she did destroy your dream. 591 00:34:58,580 --> 00:35:01,040 What, being a presenter on a low -budget shopping channel? 592 00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:04,220 Hurry up, and you're streaming. 593 00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:09,440 And the tea, of course. Over to another of our bestsellers, and a favourite for 594 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,580 all you campers out there. Isn't that right, Maria? 595 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,360 Marie, you look very different. Have you changed your hair? 596 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,100 I'm just having a joke with you. 597 00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:21,140 Maria's had to step off for a moment, so joining us now for the next item is my 598 00:35:21,140 --> 00:35:22,840 good friend, Lou. 599 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,600 Read it. 600 00:35:29,230 --> 00:35:30,730 A bestseller for sure. 601 00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:35,550 Let's talk about wearable sleeping bags. 602 00:35:36,370 --> 00:35:40,190 What does Fabian have to do with Valentina's death? 603 00:35:40,670 --> 00:35:43,690 He's the mysterious Burton she was having an affair with. 604 00:35:43,990 --> 00:35:47,290 Yeah, at first we were having trouble making the connection, but luckily 605 00:35:47,290 --> 00:35:50,890 Sebastian here is as much a fan of the silver screen as Valentina was. 606 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:55,300 She named her lovers after the husbands of Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton, 607 00:35:55,480 --> 00:36:00,200 famously starred in the film Cleopatra, which is also the name of Fabian's 608 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,760 garage. I think that's a bit of a stretch. 609 00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:07,420 Yeah, that's what I thought until we found this. 610 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,479 Valentina's phone? 611 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:14,100 Yeah, we called up Burton on it and guess who answered? 612 00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:20,360 Fabian. He had a lot to say about you. How he couldn't accept the fact you'd 613 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:21,288 split up. 614 00:36:21,290 --> 00:36:25,830 How you became obsessed with finding out why he left you, and then you realised 615 00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:28,650 he was seeing Valentina, didn't you? 616 00:36:28,950 --> 00:36:30,910 And you decided she needed to pay. 617 00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:36,430 It's a great theory, but unless you have any hard evidence, I really need to get 618 00:36:36,430 --> 00:36:40,670 back to that. You know, for someone who takes such good care of their vocal 619 00:36:40,670 --> 00:36:44,790 cords, I thought it was strange to see you in the smoking shed the other day. 620 00:36:45,190 --> 00:36:48,650 So I asked Frank and Lou to take a look at the cigarette bin. Yeah. 621 00:36:49,710 --> 00:36:55,870 Did, didn't he? And it's not the nicest place to root around, but then you 622 00:36:55,870 --> 00:36:57,230 found these. 623 00:36:58,290 --> 00:37:01,130 I wonder what the police will find when they check them for DNA and prints. 624 00:37:06,230 --> 00:37:09,230 We've been planning our wedding since school, me and Fabian. 625 00:37:09,670 --> 00:37:12,710 The only reason I took this job, so we could save more. 626 00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:16,830 Then a few months ago, he just went cold. 627 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,260 called off the engagement, moved out. 628 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:23,340 Wouldn't even take my calls. 629 00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:29,440 I knew it was another woman, but I never imagined... It was after the menopause 630 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:33,620 segment disaster. I went to Valentina's dressing room and I was going to beg her 631 00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:36,000 to let me help with the birthday bonanza launch. 632 00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:37,740 I found her on the phone. 633 00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:40,640 Fabian. You can look under my hood any day. 634 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,480 My Fabian. I couldn't believe it. 635 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,040 So you're the other woman? 636 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,560 How could you? 637 00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:52,660 Well, you tried stealing my presenting job. 638 00:37:53,420 --> 00:37:54,600 So I stole your man. 639 00:37:56,380 --> 00:37:57,480 This is about work. 640 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,060 Do you even love him? Of course not, darling. 641 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:02,600 It's just a bit of fun. 642 00:38:02,940 --> 00:38:05,560 You know what he meant to me. We were getting married. 643 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,300 Oh, no, no. 644 00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:09,080 I didn't tell him to leave you. 645 00:38:09,380 --> 00:38:10,380 That was all him. 646 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:14,900 He realised he didn't want to be stuck with you for the rest of his life. 647 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,300 Not once he knew what he was missing. 648 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,700 I'm looking forward to trying your cake. 649 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,320 See you on set. 650 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,460 Valentina had a problem with her stupid car and I gave her Fabian's details just 651 00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:33,460 to be nice. 652 00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:38,360 Valentina spotted my hand cream when I first started and she went mad because 653 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,660 had almond oil in it. 654 00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:41,080 Banned it from the building. 655 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:43,840 But I still had it in my car. 656 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:58,240 You knew someone at the studio was sabotaging Valentina. You hoped they'd 657 00:38:58,240 --> 00:38:59,940 be blamed for tampering with the cake. 658 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,740 Which is why you begged Andrew to keep us on the case. 659 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:08,480 I was going to retrieve it after we finished today. 660 00:39:09,220 --> 00:39:10,260 Dispose of them properly. 661 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,640 So I will need them back. 662 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,540 Oh, I don't think so. 663 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,340 I... Go! 664 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,720 That just looks so comfy. And it's practical too, isn't it? 665 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,019 Yes, Tony. 666 00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:29,740 And it's actually very lightweight. 667 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:33,700 Tony. So it doesn't just have to be for camping. 668 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,460 You can wear this around the house, on the school run, even for popping other 669 00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:38,460 shops. 670 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:43,380 Well, I don't know about the shops, Tony. It's a bit warm in here and can't 671 00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:44,380 actually move much. 672 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:45,940 But I love the colour. 673 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,660 Oh, Lou, you're a hoot. I bet you can't wait to take one of these home, can you? 674 00:39:52,410 --> 00:39:53,410 Give me that bag. 675 00:39:53,650 --> 00:39:55,470 It's all over my dead body. Don't give her ideas. 676 00:39:55,870 --> 00:39:56,870 Maria. 677 00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:01,690 It's all over, Maria. 678 00:40:01,810 --> 00:40:02,810 No! 679 00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:08,090 Valentina was an evil cow. She bullied everyone. She slept with anything that 680 00:40:08,090 --> 00:40:12,030 moved. She didn't care who she hurt. I give the world a favour by getting rid 681 00:40:12,030 --> 00:40:13,030 her. 682 00:40:14,110 --> 00:40:15,110 And, 683 00:40:16,190 --> 00:40:19,810 thank goodness, this model comes with an automatic shut -off. 684 00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:23,040 It's actually much more practical than it looks, Tony. 685 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,620 Giving it a thumbs up. 686 00:40:26,060 --> 00:40:27,220 I don't know if you can see that. 687 00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:37,360 I honestly don't know how you lot do it. 688 00:40:37,860 --> 00:40:43,220 It's a mixture of sheer stupidity and dumb luck. I think you'll find it's 689 00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:44,940 good old -fashioned detective work. 690 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,840 Isn't that right, Sebastian? 691 00:40:47,420 --> 00:40:48,420 Yes. 692 00:40:48,570 --> 00:40:51,410 And actually, it was pretty obvious if you knew where to look. 693 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:52,790 You too now, is it? 694 00:40:53,290 --> 00:40:54,290 Just what I need. 695 00:40:54,730 --> 00:40:57,710 Hey, Keeler, need any pointers? Just give us a call. 696 00:41:01,950 --> 00:41:02,950 Oh, 697 00:41:04,030 --> 00:41:09,030 I'm so sorry about ruining your programme. 698 00:41:09,450 --> 00:41:10,450 Are you kidding? 699 00:41:10,630 --> 00:41:12,550 The sales figures have been off the chart. 700 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,040 The channel are thrilled. 701 00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:18,220 Hey, forget promotions. 702 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,340 She just unveiled Killers live on air. 703 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:23,680 Oh, 704 00:41:25,740 --> 00:41:26,740 hey, guys. 705 00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:28,180 Guys. 706 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,700 I'm going to need some help getting out of this. 707 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,860 I can't believe you've got it on again. 708 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,740 It's actually really comfy. 709 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,260 It's just tough to be a little bit thanked. 710 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,960 A bit creative if you need a wee, you know. 711 00:41:46,260 --> 00:41:47,580 Oh, it's on. 712 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,080 Seb, turn it up. 713 00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:53,500 Ah, he looks different. 714 00:41:53,860 --> 00:41:55,220 Not just the make -up. 715 00:41:55,740 --> 00:42:00,680 Yeah. Did I tell you? He sold Valentina's fancy car, gave the money to 716 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:01,658 pay the tax bill. 717 00:42:01,660 --> 00:42:02,598 Here she comes. 718 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,640 Jane, this looks like a complicated bit of kit. 719 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,180 Oh, actually, Tony, it's so easy. 720 00:42:07,770 --> 00:42:11,170 Even you could do it. Oh, look, she's a natural. 721 00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:12,910 I like you. 722 00:42:13,370 --> 00:42:17,010 You know, we may nearly have been hedge -trimmed to death, but I'm so glad 723 00:42:17,010 --> 00:42:21,630 Andrew finally recognised Jane's potential. Yeah, according to the 724 00:42:21,630 --> 00:42:25,410 viewers are really enjoying seeing somebody like them on screen, somebody 725 00:42:26,790 --> 00:42:29,890 Still don't know what to stand in the booth, though, are they? No. 726 00:42:31,150 --> 00:42:33,910 It's, um, funny you should say. 727 00:42:34,230 --> 00:42:37,070 I've actually been offered that job. 728 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:38,800 Full time. 729 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,160 Oh. Oh. 730 00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:44,720 Well, we have been talking. 731 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:50,420 Yeah. And we were thinking maybe we could pay for you to do the professional 732 00:42:50,420 --> 00:42:51,880 investigator course. 733 00:42:52,380 --> 00:42:53,440 Really? Yeah. 734 00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:56,820 You did really well on this case. We wouldn't have cracked it without you. We 735 00:42:56,820 --> 00:42:59,700 just thought you might like the chance to hone your skills. 736 00:43:00,510 --> 00:43:05,590 I mean, we can't pay you any more money, but we can hire someone to cover the 737 00:43:05,590 --> 00:43:06,850 phones and that while you're studying. 738 00:43:07,050 --> 00:43:10,070 Would I get a new job title? 739 00:43:11,930 --> 00:43:12,930 Yeah. 740 00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:14,750 Executive. 741 00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:17,750 Investigative. 742 00:43:18,130 --> 00:43:19,130 Assistant. 743 00:43:20,270 --> 00:43:23,410 Joven, my stars be praised. I'd be honoured. 744 00:43:23,630 --> 00:43:27,830 You know, I think my place might always be with Shakespeare and Hathaway and 745 00:43:27,830 --> 00:43:28,830 Bruton L. 746 00:43:29,450 --> 00:43:32,010 I wouldn't know Shakespeare and Hathaway. It's got a ring to it. We 747 00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:35,150 to talk about billing now. I need to work out where I'll put my desk, switch 748 00:43:35,150 --> 00:43:36,810 that, buy some business cards. 749 00:43:37,470 --> 00:43:40,970 I think we've created a monster.